Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
$49.00
Built for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Our hens just started laying in July, we have 8 hens and average about 4-5 eggs per day and on a normal day we eat 3 eggs. So trying to keep track of the oldest eggs was a bit of an issue, i.e. remembering to date them. I bought this wire egg holder and it is really nice to display my girls hard work on the counter and know that the bottom egg is the one I need to use first! The eggs are so pretty and deserve to be shown off. The wire rack fits under the upper cabinets perfectly. Love it!
We’re cluckin’ thrilled you love the Spiral Egg Skelter, and that your hens are laying like champs! 🙌
There’s nothing better than seeing those farm-fresh beauties lined up like little works of art and knowing exactly which one to grab first. No more fridge Tetris. No more Sharpie dates. Just eggs, in order, like nature (and your countertop) intended.
Your girls deserve to be shown off, and clearly, they’ve got a keeper who gets it. Thanks for the kind words, and give your flock a scratch from us!
I recently bought some items for my daughter's birthday and she loved everything I sent her.
We are glad she loved her gift!
