Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Plot your next coop redesign, hatch plan, or grocery list in a notebook that can take a toss in the tote. The Chicken Feet Hardcover Bound Notebook pairs a durable UltraHyde cover with 80 lined pages, an elastic closure, ribbon marker, and an expandable pocket—the keeper’s trifecta of organized, not-overcomplicated, and actually cute.
Flock planners tracking egg counts, market sellers jotting orders, 4-H note-takers, and anyone who writes better when their notebook has a little cluckin’ personality.
Cover: durable UltraHyde hardcover (sleek + wipeable)
Size: 5.5″ × 8.5″ (14 × 21.6 cm)—bag friendly, plenty of page
Weight: 10.9 oz (309 g)—light for everyday carry
Pages: 80 lined pages on cream paper (easy on the eyes)
Closure: elastic band to keep things tidy
Marker: built-in ribbon to save your spot
Storage: expandable inner pocket for receipts, cards, and coop notes
Design: Chicken Feet graphic to signal priorities
Use as an egg log, feed/med schedule, hatch tracker, or market order book.
Clip a pen to the elastic and stash receipts in the back pocket.
Dedicate the first page to owner info + “If found, return for eggs.”
Wipe the cover with a slightly damp cloth; dry immediately. Avoid soaking, harsh cleaners, and long naps in damp totes or the coop.
Made to order to reduce overproduction and waste—created just for you.
Printed/produced on demand and ships separately from farm gear and CluckKit™ supplies. If your order includes other items, you’ll receive multiple shipments.
Clancy Crowed It
“Write it down or it becomes chicken lore. Not all legends are accurate.”
