Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Spread cheerful poultry vibes wherever you stick it. The Chickens Make Me Happy sticker uses high-opacity vinyl so colors pop and backgrounds don’t show through, plus a bubble-free adhesive for smooth, painless application on clean, flat surfaces.
Water-bottle maximalists, laptop decorators, coop-clipboard labelers, and anyone who believes joy sounds like a morning egg song.
Material: durable adhesive vinyl
Film: high-opacity for full coverage & vibrant color
Application: bubble-free on clean, smooth surfaces
Use: ideal for water bottles, laptops, notebooks, toolboxes, coop gear
Size options: choose from the product dropdown (dimensions listed there)
Finish & Care: scuff-resistant; hand-wash bottles/tumblers to extend life
Clean & dry the surface—no oils, dust, or soap film.
Peel, align, and smooth from one edge to the other.
Press firmly for 10–15 seconds, especially on textured items.
To remove, lift a corner and peel back low & slow; any residue wipes with a little rubbing alcohol.
Printed on demand to reduce overproduction and waste—small footprint, big cluckin’ joy.
This item is printed on demand and ships separately from farm gear and CluckKit™ supplies. If your order includes other items, you’ll receive multiple shipments.
Clancy Crowed It
“If happiness had a sticker, it’d smell like fresh shavings and sound like breakfast.”
