Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Jot it down, coop-style.
Whether you’re tracking egg counts, sketching your next tractor setup, or just doodling chickens in a staff meeting—this collection turns basic stationery into a full-on poultry-powered experience.
📓 Fun Meets Functional: Notebooks, pens, erasers, and stickers to add cluckin’ charm to every list and note.
🐔 Office Supply Chaos: Featuring the Screaming Chicken Pen and yes, it squawks. Yes, it’s ridiculous. Yes, you need it.
🎁 Giftable & Giggle-Worthy: Great for classroom laughs, office chaos, or anyone who deserves a chicken on their desk.
✨ Warning: This collection may result in obsessive note-taking and spontaneous squawking.