Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

Louder than your alarm clock.

Bolder than your feed store tee.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Sip Happens.

For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

Chicken Stationary

Jot it down, coop-style.

Whether you’re tracking egg counts, sketching your next tractor setup, or just doodling chickens in a staff meeting—this collection turns basic stationery into a full-on poultry-powered experience.

📓 Fun Meets Functional: Notebooks, pens, erasers, and stickers to add cluckin’ charm to every list and note.

🐔 Office Supply Chaos: Featuring the Screaming Chicken Pen and yes, it squawks. Yes, it’s ridiculous. Yes, you need it.

🎁 Giftable & Giggle-Worthy: Great for classroom laughs, office chaos, or anyone who deserves a chicken on their desk.

✨ Warning: This collection may result in obsessive note-taking and spontaneous squawking.