We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.

Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Sip Happens.

For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

Chicken Math Hardcover Bound Notebook

Count hens. Lose count. Add more. The Chicken Math hardcover notebook corrals your plans with a sleek UltraHyde cover, 80 lined cream pages, an elastic closure, ribbon marker, and an expandable pocket—so your calculations (and excuses) don’t fly the coop.

Why You’ll Love It

  • Tough & tidy: UltraHyde hard cover = durable, polished, market-ready.

  • Write-friendly: 80 lined cream pages that are easy on the eyes.

  • Organized chaos: Elastic band, ribbon marker, and inner pocket for loose bits.

  • Carry-easy size: 5.5″ × 8.5″—bag-friendly, desk-worthy.

  • Solid feel: 10.9 oz—sturdy without the brick weight.

Specs

  • Cover: UltraHyde with Chicken Math design

  • Pages: 80 lined, cream

  • Features: Elastic closure, ribbon marker, expandable inner pocket

  • Size/Weight: 5.5″ × 8.5″; 10.9 oz

Shipping & Timing

This item is made to order just for you. Production times vary, and it ships separately from farm-supply items.

Clancy Crowed It:
“Started with four hens. Now it’s calculus.”