Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Add some flair to your gear with Chicken Math Bubble-Free Stickers! These high-quality vinyl stickers are perfect for those who love their chickens and want to showcase their love for Chicken Math wherever they go.
High Opacity Film: Impossible to see through, ensuring the design stands out.
Bubble-Free Application: Fast and easy to apply with no bubbles, giving you a smooth finish every time.
Durable Vinyl: Built to last with a tough, long-lasting material that withstands regular use.
95µ Density: Offers a premium feel and finish, perfect for both indoor and outdoor use.
Tip: Be sure to clean the surface before applying the sticker for best results!
Each sticker is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, so please allow a bit longer for delivery. By making products on demand instead of in bulk, we help reduce overproduction and support a more sustainable approach.