Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Declare your commitment to advanced poultry arithmetic. High-opacity vinyl + bubble-free adhesive = smooth slap-on, no show-through—perfect for bottles, laptops, clipboards, or the “last” feed bin you swore you’d buy.
Crisp & opaque: High-opacity film hides backgrounds.
Smooth apply: Bubble-free adhesive on clean, flat surfaces.
Barn-tough: Durable vinyl for real-life coop chaos.
Material: Durable adhesive vinyl, 95µ thickness
Use: Bottles, laptops, notebooks, toolboxes, coop gear
Sizes: Choose from the product dropdown
Clean & dry → peel → align → smooth from one edge.
Press 10–15 sec for best stick. To remove, peel low & slow; wipe residue with a bit of rubbing alcohol.
Scuff-resistant. Hand-wash bottles/tumblers to extend print life. Avoid abrasives.
This item is made to order just for you. Production times vary, and it ships separately from farm-supply items.
Clancy Crowed It
“Today’s equation: 1 coop + 1 sale on pullets = 3 more hens. That’s Chicken Math.”
