We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.

Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Sip Happens.

For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

Chicken Math Bubble-Free Stickers

Declare your commitment to advanced poultry arithmetic. High-opacity vinyl + bubble-free adhesive = smooth slap-on, no show-through—perfect for bottles, laptops, clipboards, or the “last” feed bin you swore you’d buy.

Why You’ll Love It

  • Crisp & opaque: High-opacity film hides backgrounds.

  • Smooth apply: Bubble-free adhesive on clean, flat surfaces.

  • Barn-tough: Durable vinyl for real-life coop chaos.

What’s Included / Specs

  • Material: Durable adhesive vinyl, 95µ thickness

  • Use: Bottles, laptops, notebooks, toolboxes, coop gear

  • Sizes: Choose from the product dropdown

How to Apply

Clean & dry → peel → align → smooth from one edge.
Press 10–15 sec for best stick. To remove, peel low & slow; wipe residue with a bit of rubbing alcohol.

Care

Scuff-resistant. Hand-wash bottles/tumblers to extend print life. Avoid abrasives.

Shipping & Timing

This item is made to order just for you. Production times vary, and it ships separately from farm-supply items.

Clancy Crowed It
“Today’s equation: 1 coop + 1 sale on pullets = 3 more hens. That’s Chicken Math.”