We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.

Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Sip Happens.

For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

Get Your Flock Together Sticker

When words fail, slap the truth. The Get Your Flock Together sticker is tough, high-opacity vinyl with a bubble-free backing—built for bottles, laptops, feeder buckets, brood boxes, and that bumper that screams “yes, I have chickens—no, I’m not okay.”

Why You’ll Love It

  • Barn-proof: Thick, durable vinyl (≈95 µ) for real coop life.

  • Covers mistakes: High-opacity film hides old regrets.

  • Clean apply: Bubble-free install—even at 6 a.m. in the coop.

Application tip: Clean and dry the surface; peel and smooth from one edge.

Shipping & Timing 

This item is printed just for you when you order. Production times vary, and it ships separately from farm-supply items.

Clancy Crowed It:
“If the flock won’t get it together, at least your sticker did.”