Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
When words fail, slap this on your water bottle.
The Get Your Flock Together sticker is here to do what your inner voice (and Clancy) scream daily. Whether you're trying to organize your coop, your brain, or your life—this durable vinyl sticker will stick around through all the chicken-fueled chaos.
Printed on thick, high-opacity vinyl with a bubble-free backing, it’s perfect for your laptop, feeder bucket, brood box, or that car bumper that needs to scream “yes, I have chickens—and no, I’m not okay.”
Why It Rules:
High-opacity = covers up bad decisions (and worse stickers)
Durable = ready for coop life, farm life, or emotional support hydration bottles
Bubble-free = even if you’re applying it in a coop at 6 a.m.
Strong enough for chores. Snarky enough for Clancy.
Details:
Vinyl sticker with 95µ density
Bubble-free adhesive backing
Not see-through, not sorry
Clean surface before applying (don’t Cluck this up)
Note:
Made to order. No fluff, no filler—just functional sass, straight from the farm.