Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Not everyone needs a title. Some just need a sticker.
The I Am Management sticker says what you’re thinking—loud, proud, and permanently. Made from tough, high-opacity vinyl with a bubble-free backing, it’s perfect for letting everyone know exactly who’s running the show (without having to crow about it... much).
Stick it on your water bottle, laptop, brooder box, or truck window—and remind the world that you didn’t ask for authority. You became it.
Why It Rules:
Thick, durable vinyl = built for real-life flock keepers, not showbirds
High-opacity = covers old mistakes (and regrettable motivational stickers)
Easy, bubble-free application—even if you’re multitasking with a coffee and a runaway hen
Strong enough for farm life. Sassy enough for the office.
Details:
High-opacity film
Durable vinyl with 95µ density
Fast, bubble-free install
Clean the surface before applying for best results
Printed on demand—because overproduction is for rookies