Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Pretty, practical, and poultry-powered. The Floral Hen hardcover notebook pairs a sleek UltraHyde cover with 80 lined cream pages, an elastic closure, ribbon marker, and an expandable pocket—so your ideas don’t fly the coop.
Tough & tidy: UltraHyde hard cover protects notes with a polished look.
Write-friendly: 80 lined cream pages that are easy on the eyes.
Stay organized: Elastic band, ribbon marker, and inner pocket for loose bits.
Carry-easy size: 5.5″ × 8.5″—bag-friendly, desk-worthy.
Light but sturdy: 10.9 oz—solid feel without the brick weight.
Cover: Durable UltraHyde with Floral Hen design
Pages: 80 lined, cream
Features: Elastic closure, ribbon marker, expandable inner pocket
Size/Weight: 5.5″ × 8.5″; 10.9 oz
This item is made to order just for you. Production times vary, and it ships separately from farm-supply items.
Clancy Crowed It:
“Write it down. Then strut like it was the plan.”
