Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
The only sticker bold enough to speak for your flock.
This Cluck You Very Much sticker features our unimpressed rooster-in-residence, Clancy, in full judgment mode. Made from thick, durable vinyl with high-opacity film, it slaps on like a truth bomb and stays put through rain, feed dust, and the occasional coop meltdown.
Perfect for your water bottle, laptop, notebook, brooder, toolbox, or that one spot on your car where you covered up the “Live Laugh Love” decal.
Why It Rules:
High-opacity vinyl = covers up mistakes (and glitter chicken decals)
Bubble-free application even if you’re multitasking with feed bags
Durable enough to survive your chicken’s wrath (and the dishwasher)
Sticks like Clancy’s side-eye when someone says “add apple cider vinegar”
Specs:
95µ density vinyl
Fast, easy, and bubble-free install
Crisp, high-res print that does Clancy justice
Made on demand to avoid unnecessary waste (Clancy hates excess AND excuses)
Application Tip:
Clean your surface before slapping this baby on. Even Clancy can’t stick to coop dust.