Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

Louder than your alarm clock.

Bolder than your feed store tee.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Sip Happens.

For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

Ceramic Mugs

Strong mugs for strong opinions—and stronger coffee.

These ceramic chicken mugs bring heat, humor, and flock-life flair to every sip. Whether you're caffeinating for a coop clean-out or sipping tea while judging Facebook chicken advice, we've got your cup.

🪶 Bold Designs: Chicken truth, sarcasm, and charm printed front and center.

🔥 Built to Last: Dishwasher-safe, microwave-ready, and emotionally supportive.

Start your day with a little cluck and a lot of caffeine.