Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Feathered Misfits The Beautiful Chaos of Landrace Chickens Downloadable e-Book
$10.00 USDPreserve the weird. Hatch with purpose. Clancy insists
For early risers, grumpy roosters, and humans who can’t talk before caffeine.
Because small talk before sunrise is illegal.
Clancy Crowed It. We Put It on Stuff.
Wear the wisdom. Sip the sass. Stick the truth on your coop fridge.
Louder than your alarm clock.
Bolder than your feed store tee.
For When 3 Hens Turn Into 37 “By Accident
Math is hard. Chicken math is harder. This mug understands you.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Coop & Seasonal Decor
Ask Me About My Chickens Unisex T-Shirt
from $16.00 USDThe Warning Comes Printed.
Because you will talk for 40 minutes. And you have photos.
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
Custom Chick Hatch – Local Pickup Only (Landrace Breeds)
Sold OutYou pick the chicks. Clancy will still judge your choices.
This mug doesn’t just hold coffee. It holds power.
Start your morning the Clancy way—with strong brew and stronger boundaries. The I Am Management colored mug brings boss-level energy to your beverage game, with a bold design and a pop of color that’s impossible to ignore (just like you).
Whether you’re managing a flock, a family, or just trying to survive the group chat, this ceramic mug is your daily reminder that yes—you are management.
Why It Rules:
Available in 11 oz or 15 oz sizes—depending on how much authority you need
Colored rim, handle, and inside = style that says “I don’t clock in, I take over”
Ceramic, lead & BPA-free = boss moves, not toxic ones
Dishwasher & microwave safe because Management doesn’t hand wash
Specs:
11 oz: 3.79″ H × 3.25″ D
15 oz: 4.69″ H × 3.35″ D
Ceramic with color-accented details
Made on demand to minimize waste and maximize boss energy
Love this mug! I customized it in yellow, which looked fantastic! I am a mug hoarder and I think this is absolutely my favorite! Very good quality, the image is immaculate. The packaging was great. There was no chance of it being broken during shipping for sure. Get you one!