Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Feathered Misfits The Beautiful Chaos of Landrace Chickens Downloadable e-Book
$10.00 USDPreserve the weird. Hatch with purpose. Clancy insists
For early risers, grumpy roosters, and humans who can’t talk before caffeine.
Because small talk before sunrise is illegal.
Clancy Crowed It. We Put It on Stuff.
Wear the wisdom. Sip the sass. Stick the truth on your coop fridge.
Louder than your alarm clock.
Bolder than your feed store tee.
For When 3 Hens Turn Into 37 “By Accident
Math is hard. Chicken math is harder. This mug understands you.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Coop & Seasonal Decor
Ask Me About My Chickens Unisex T-Shirt
from $16.00 USDThe Warning Comes Printed.
Because you will talk for 40 minutes. And you have photos.
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
Custom Chick Hatch – Local Pickup Only (Landrace Breeds)
Sold OutYou pick the chicks. Clancy will still judge your choices.
You can’t control your flock—but at least your coffee stays hot.
Start your day with a bold splash of color and a not-so-gentle reminder from Clancy to get your flock together. Whether you're fueling up before chores or sipping sass mid-meeting, this ceramic mug brings the heat—and the attitude.
With a color-pop handle, matching interior, and a message that speaks louder than a broody hen, it’s the perfect mug for poultry people who have things to do and zero tolerance for fluff.
Why It Rules:
Available in 11 oz or 15 oz sizes (depending on how bad your morning is)
Bold colored rim + handle = visual spice for your mug rack
Microwave + dishwasher safe = because life is messy enough
Lead & BPA-free = because your coffee deserves better
Specs:
Ceramic
11 oz: 3.79″ H × 3.25″ D
15 oz: 4.69″ H × 3.35″ D
Printed on demand—because overstock is for people who have it together
Pro Tip:
Pairs well with side-eyes, to-do lists, and tiny chicken footprints on your floor.