Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.

Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.

Brooding & Babies

Treats & Enrichment

Coop Essentials

Chicken Health

Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

Feathered Misfits The Beautiful Chaos of Landrace Chickens Spiral Bound Book - Cluck It All Farms

Feathered Misfits The Beautiful Chaos of Landrace Chickens Downloadable e-Book

$10.00 USD

Preserve the weird. Hatch with purpose. Clancy insists

Clancy Crowed It. We Put It on Stuff.

Wear the wisdom. Sip the sass. Stick the truth on your coop fridge.

Wear It Like You Mean It

Make a Statement

Stick It Where Clancy Would

Clancy Stickers

Louder than your alarm clock.

Bolder than your feed store tee.

I Work for a Rooster Colored Mug - Cluck It All Farms

I Work for a Rooster Colored Mug

from $12.00 USD

Because Let’s Be Honest—He’s the Boss.

Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Chicken Lover Apparel

Kitchen Cluckery

Gifts & Gear

Coop & Seasonal Decor

Sip Happens.

For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

Ask Me About My Chickens Unisex T-Shirt - Cluck It All Farms

Ask Me About My Chickens Unisex T-Shirt

from $16.00 USD

The Warning Comes Printed.

Because you will talk for 40 minutes. And you have photos.

Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.

We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Available Breeds

HEN PICKED

Hatching Eggs

Hatching Eggs

Day Old Chicks

Day Old Chicks

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

Custom Chick Hatch – Local Pickup Only (Landrace Breeds) - Cluck It All Farms

Custom Chick Hatch – Local Pickup Only (Landrace Breeds)

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You pick the chicks. Clancy will still judge your choices.

Don't Talk to Me Until I Crow Colored Mug - Cluck It All Farms

Don't Talk to Me Until I Crow Colored Mug - Cluck It All Farms

Don't Talk to Me Until I Crow Colored Mug - Cluck It All Farms

Don't Talk to Me Until I Crow Colored Mug - Cluck It All Farms

Don't Talk to Me Until I Crow Colored Mug - Cluck It All Farms

Don't Talk to Me Until I Crow Colored Mug - Cluck It All Farms

Don't Talk to Me Until I Crow Colored Mug - Cluck It All Farms

Don't Talk to Me Until I Crow Colored Mug - Cluck It All Farms

Don't Talk to Me Until I Crow Colored Mug - Cluck It All Farms

Don't Talk to Me Until I Crow Colored Mug - Cluck It All Farms

Don't Talk to Me Until I Crow Colored Mug - Cluck It All Farms

Don't Talk to Me Until I Crow Colored Mug - Cluck It All Farms

Don't Talk to Me Until I Crow Colored Mug - Cluck It All Farms

Don't Talk to Me Until I Crow Colored Mug - Cluck It All Farms

Don't Talk to Me Until I Crow Colored Mug - Cluck It All Farms

Don't Talk to Me Until I Crow Colored Mug - Cluck It All Farms

Don't Talk to Me Until I Crow Colored Mug - Cluck It All Farms

Don't Talk to Me Until I Crow Colored Mug - Cluck It All Farms

Don't Talk to Me Until I Crow Colored Mug - Cluck It All Farms

Don't Talk to Me Until I Crow Colored Mug - Cluck It All Farms

Don't Talk to Me Until I Crow Colored Mug - Cluck It All Farms

Don't Talk to Me Until I Crow Colored Mug - Cluck It All Farms

Don't Talk to Me Until I Crow Colored Mug - Cluck It All Farms

Don't Talk to Me Until I Crow Colored Mug - Cluck It All Farms

Don't Talk to Me Until I Crow Colored Mug - Cluck It All Farms

Don't Talk to Me Until I Crow Colored Mug - Cluck It All Farms

Don't Talk to Me Until I Crow Colored Mug - Cluck It All Farms

Don't Talk to Me Until I Crow Colored Mug - Cluck It All Farms

Don't Talk to Me Until I Crow Colored Mug - Cluck It All Farms

Don't Talk to Me Until I Crow Colored Mug - Cluck It All Farms

Don't Talk to Me Until I Crow Colored Mug - Cluck It All Farms

Don't Talk to Me Until I Crow Colored Mug - Cluck It All Farms

Don't Talk to Me Until I Crow Colored Mug - Cluck It All Farms

Don't Talk to Me Until I Crow Colored Mug - Cluck It All Farms

Don't Talk to Me Until I Crow Colored Mug - Cluck It All Farms

Don't Talk to Me Until I Crow Colored Mug - Cluck It All Farms

Don't Talk to Me Until I Crow Colored Mug - Cluck It All Farms

Don't Talk to Me Until I Crow Colored Mug - Cluck It All Farms

Don't Talk to Me Until I Crow Colored Mug - Cluck It All Farms

Don't Talk to Me Until I Crow Colored Mug

$12.00 USD - $13.50 USD

Some mornings demand coffee. Others demand a warning label.

This colorful ceramic mug delivers both. It’s microwave-safe, dishwasher-safe, and designed to keep people at bay until you’ve had at least a few sips of sanity. The perfect cup for chicken keepers, rooster whisperers, and everyone who needs caffeine before compassion.