Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

Louder than your alarm clock.

Bolder than your feed store tee.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Sip Happens.

For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

Waterers

No one wants a thirsty hen—or a soaked coop.

These waterers are built to keep your flock hydrated without turning your run into a mud pit. Clean, durable, and made for real chicken life.

🚫 No More Flip-Outs: Stable bases and hanging options that resist tipping and rooster tantrums.

🧼 Stay Clean, Drink On: Designs that keep dirt, shavings, and mystery coop crud out of your birds’ water.

💧 Sizes for All Setups: From brooder trays to full-flock dispensers, there’s a waterer here that’ll work for your setup (and your sanity).

Hydration, handled.