Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Quit breaking ice like it’s your side hustle. This Electric Heater Base sits under your galvanized waterer, bowl, or pan and keeps water thawed down to 10°F—no boiling, no fuss. Drop it in, plug it in, and let the built-in thermostat do the thinking while you do literally anything else.
For galvanized waterers: Ideal under double-wall founts, bowls, and pans.
Thermostatically controlled: Cycles on/off with ambient temps; heat only when needed.
Winter-rated: Helps keep water liquid to 10°F in unheated coops and barns.
Sheltered outdoor use: Works on porches or covered runs where it’s protected from direct weather.
Built to last: Heavy-duty, rust-resistant galvanized steel housing.
Ready to use: 125W, 110V heating element; fully assembled out of the box.
Energy-smart: Draws under 1 amp.
Reach where you need it: 8-ft, 3-prong grounded cord for flexible placement.
Place on a level, dry, non-flammable surface (paver/brick platform is perfect).
Set your galvanized waterer on top (keep bedding pulled back for airflow).
Plug into a GFCI-protected outlet; use an outdoor-rated extension cord if needed and keep all connections off the ground.
Refill regularly—full reservoirs resist icing better.
Galvanized only. Do not use under plastic waterers (they can warp on any heated base).
Keep cords protected from pecking and foot traffic; inspect routinely.
Do not cover the base; allow ventilation.
Unplug and store dry when temps are consistently above freezing.
Power: 125 watts • 110V AC
Thermostat: Built-in (automatic cycling)
Housing: Rust-resistant galvanized steel
Cord: 8-ft, 3-prong grounded
Use case: Coops/barns; sheltered outdoor areas
Clancy Crowed It
“Water stays water. Your back stays happy.”