Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Cost-Effective Solution: Repurpose empty pop bottles into convenient waterers for chicks, saving money.
Two Sizes Available: Small size fits 20oz bottles, while large size accommodates 2-liter bottles.
Secure Fit: Small-size base measures 5.5" in diameter with a 1/4" depth, ensuring a snug fit.
Generous Capacity: Large-size base has a 9" diameter and 3/4" depth, perfect for 2-liter bottles and larger brooders.
Environmentally Friendly: Reusing bottles reduces waste and promotes sustainability.
Easy Assembly: Simply attach the base to your preferred bottle, fill with water, and provide hydration for your chicks.
Feel safe knowing your little one's wont risk drowning or drenching their brooder with this environmentally friendly waterer. Its shallow dish allows adequate water for your tiny flock member while repurposing water bottles. Easy to clean, streamline design, and compatible with mixed flock. Must have in your brooders this season.
Soda bottle waterer