We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.

Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Sip Happens.

For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

I Work for a Rooster Eco Tote Bag

Reusable, reliable, and painfully honest. The I Work for a Rooster eco tote is durable organic cotton with long straps and a flat bottom—built to haul groceries, egg cartons, grit bags, and all the items your boss thinks you’re late delivering. 

Why You’ll Love It

  • 3 gallon capacity: Small but mighty—market runs, coop hauls, one-trip wonders.

  • Organic cotton: Tough, reusable, comfy to carry.

  • Carry-easy: Long straps + flat bottom for boxes & cartons.

  • Bold graphic: Accurate chain-of-command, front and center.

Shipping & Timing 

This item is printed just for you when you order. Production times vary, and it ships separately from farm-supply items.

Clancy Crowed It:
“Know your manager. He crows.”

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