We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.

Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Sip Happens.

For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

I Work for a Rooster Large Eco Tote

He’s the boss; you do the hauling. The I Work for a Rooster oversized tote is durable organic cotton with long straps and a flat bottom—built to carry groceries, eggs, feed, and the emotional baggage of unpaid farm labor. Up to 30 lb of chaos, handled.

Why You’ll Love It

  • 30 lb capacity: Market runs, library hauls, coop supplies.

  • Organic cotton: Tough, reusable, comfy to carry.

  • Carry-easy: Long straps + flat bottom for boxes & cartons.

  • Bold graphic: Honest status update—front and center.

Shipping & Timing 

This item is printed just for you when you order. Production times vary, and it ships separately from farm-supply items.

Clancy Crowed It:
“Know your manager. You’re carrying his snacks.”

Find the smaller version here.