Don't Talk to Me Until I Crow Large Eco Tote

Need a bag that says “Yes, I’m awake… barely”? This is it. The Don’t Talk to Me Until I Crow oversized tote is durable organic cotton with long straps and a flat bottom—built to haul groceries, grit, egg cartons, and your pre-coffee patience. Up to 30 lb of chaos, handled.

Why You’ll Love It

• 30 lb capacity: Market runs, coop hauls, one-trip wonders.

• Organic cotton: Tough, reusable, comfy to carry.

• Carry-easy: Long straps + flat bottom for boxes & cartons.

• Blunt graphic: Sets expectations before the caffeine does.

Shipping & Timing

This item is printed just for you when you order. Production times vary, and it ships separately from farm-supply items.

Clancy Crowed It:
“If you speak before coffee, you better cluck.”

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