Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.

Treats & Enrichment

Coop Essentials

Chicken Health

Chicken Health

Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

Feathered Misfits The Beautiful Chaos of Landrace Chickens Spiral Bound Book - Cluck It All Farms

Feathered Misfits The Beautiful Chaos of Landrace Chickens Downloadable e-Book

$10.00 USD

Preserve the weird. Hatch with purpose. Clancy insists

Clancy Crowed It. We Put It on Stuff.

Wear the wisdom. Sip the sass. Stick the truth on your coop fridge.

Wear It Like You Mean It

Sip & Stare

Make a Statement

Stick It Where Clancy Would

Clancy Stickers

Louder than your alarm clock.

Bolder than your feed store tee.

I Work for a Rooster Colored Mug

from $12.00 USD

Because Let’s Be Honest—He’s the Boss.

Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Chicken Lover Apparel

Kitchen Cluckery

Gifts & Gear

Coop & Seasonal Decor

Sip Happens.

For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

Ask Me About My Chickens Unisex T-Shirt

from $16.00 USD

The Warning Comes Printed.

Because you will talk for 40 minutes. And you have photos.

Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.

We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Available Breeds

HEN PICKED

Hatching Eggs

Hatching Eggs

Day Old Chicks

Day Old Chicks

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

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Custom Chick Hatch – Local Pickup Only (Landrace Breeds)

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You pick the chicks. Clancy will still judge your choices.

Bawk Bawk, Bitch Eco Tote Bag

Name: Bawk Bawk, Bitch Eco Tote Bag
Brand: Cluck It All Farms
SKU: 4864782_10458
Price: 20.0 USD
Availability: InStock

$20.00 USD

Reusable. Relentless. Ridiculously funny.

This 100% organic cotton tote is built to carry groceries, egg cartons, a copy of your local chicken ordinances, and the attitude of a feral hen in flip-flops. Durable enough for feed runs. Loud enough for flock drama. Lightweight enough for everyday sass.

Whether you're at the farmer’s market or the feed store, it makes one thing clear: you’re not clucking around.

Find the 6 gallon version here.

Bawk Bawk, Bitch Eco Tote Bag

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