Bawk Bawk, Bitch Eco Tote Bag

Reusable. Relentless. Ridiculously funny. This 100% organic cotton tote hauls groceries, egg cartons, a copy of your chicken ordinances, and the attitude of a feral hen in flip-flops. It’s durable enough for feed runs, loud enough for flock drama, and light enough for everyday sass. Farmer’s market or feed store, one thing’s clear: you’re not clucking around.

Who It’s For

Chicken keepers who cannot stop talking about their chickens (and don’t plan to), market regulars, errand ninjas, and anyone who wants a funny chicken tote bag that actually carries weight.

What’s Included / Specs

• Material: 100% certified organic cotton, 3/1 twill

• Size: 16″ × 14.5″ × 5″ (40.6 × 36.8 × 12.7 cm)

• Capacity: up to 30 lb (13.6 kg)

• Straps: dual 1″ wide, 24.5″ long shoulder straps—comfy, no dig

• Design: bold “Bawk Bawk, Bitch” front graphic

Care

Spot clean or gentle hand wash cold. Lay flat to dry. Do not bleach. If needed, iron low from the back side of the print.

Eco-Conscious Production

Made to order to reduce overproduction and waste—sustainability with a side of sass.

Shipping & Timing

Printed on demand and ships separately from farm gear and CluckKit™ supplies. If your order includes other items, you’ll receive multiple shipments.

Also available: Prefer bigger? Find our 6-gallon version here.

Clancy Crowed It
“Reusable beats plastic—and this one talks back.”