We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.

Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Sip Happens.

For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

Bawk Bawk, Bitch Large Eco Tote Bag

Loud, reusable, and actually useful. The Bawk Bawk, Bitch oversized tote is organic cotton with long straps and a flat bottom, hauling up to 30 lb of groceries, egg cartons, and feral-hen attitude.

Why You’ll Love It

  • 30 lb capacity: Market hauls, coop runs, “just a few things.”

  • Organic cotton: Durable twill that feels good to carry.

  • Carry-easy: Long straps + flat bottom for boxes & cartons.

  • Bold graphic: Says it so you don’t have to.

Shipping & Timing 

This item is printed just for you when you order. Production times vary, and it ships separately from farm-supply items.

Clancy Crowed It:
“Load it up. Walk it off. Bawk louder.”

 

Find the smaller version here.