Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
We don’t breed for ribbons.
We breed for resilience.
This collection is home to our rare landrace hatching eggs and chicks, preservation-focused, naturally hardy, and rooted in generations of survival, not show pens.
🧬 Genetics That Matter: Icelandics, Swedish Flowers, Shetlands, and more, true landrace breeds, never hybrid crosses.
🐓 Chicks with Instinct: Strong foragers, broody mamas, and birds that know how to thrive without babysitting.
📦 Shipped with Purpose: We handle every egg and chick with the same care we give our own flocks—because every life matters.
When you hatch with us, you’re not just raising chickens.
You’re protecting the future of sustainable, self-sufficient poultry.
Clancy Says: “These aren’t feed-store birds. These are the survivors.”
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