Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

Louder than your alarm clock.

Bolder than your feed store tee.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Sip Happens.

For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

Strut Your Cluck: Chicken Lover Apparel

Strut Your Cluck: Chicken Lover Lifestyle Gear

Whether you’re wrangling roosters, doing egg math in your head, or just vibing with the backyard chaos—this collection lets your poultry pride do the talking.

🐔 Barnyard Bold: Tees, mugs, stickers, bags, and gear with feathered flair and unapologetic attitude.

🪶 Cluckin’ Comfortable: Apparel and accessories made to keep up with egg runs, coop hangs, and post-cleanout flops on the couch.

💛 Proudly Poultry: For the chicken keeper who lives the lifestyle loud—and isn’t afraid to crow about it.

This isn’t just merch. It’s a whole mood for folks whose love of chickens goes beyond the coop.

Because if your birds have personality, your stuff should too.