Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

Louder than your alarm clock.

Bolder than your feed store tee.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Sip Happens.

For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

Local Egg Dealer Unisex T-Shirt

Show off your egg-spertise in this ultra-soft, lightweight tee with just the right amount of stretch. Comfortable, flattering, and perfect for every backyard chicken keeper!

  • Material: 100% combed ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester).
  • Fabric Weight: 4.2 oz./yd², pre-shrunk for a lasting fit.
  • Construction: Side-seamed with shoulder-to-shoulder taping for durability.

Made to order—thank you for supporting sustainable shopping!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57

Customer Reviews

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Shelley Hendrick
Absolutely perfect!

I've gotten so many compliments on this shirt and I love it! Soft fabric, made well and definitely perfect for the egg crisis times we're in lol

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Trina James
Super comfortable

I absolutely love my shirt. It's super soft and super comfortable. I may have to get another one, I wear this one so much.