Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Cold mornings, warm conversations. The Ask Me About My Chickens pom-pom beanie keeps your ears toasty and your poultry pride obvious. It’s soft, snug, and built for chores, school runs, market days—or any time you want a little extra warmth with a little extra wink. The playful pom-pom tops it off; the message does the rest.
Chicken keepers who cannot stop talking about their chickens (and don’t plan to), 4-H families and fair-goers who live for coop chat, market vendors and backyard flock mentors who field questions in every aisle, and anyone who wants a funny chicken beanie that actually gets worn all day.
Material: 100% acrylic—soft, warm, and durable
Length: 12" (30.5 cm) with a 3" (7.6 cm) fold-over cuff for a snug fit
Detail: playful pom-pom for extra style points
Fit: one size fits most adults; cozy stretch knit
Design: bold “Ask Me About My Chickens” front decoration
Hand wash cold. Lay flat to dry. Avoid bleach and high heat. Do not iron directly on the design.
Made to order to reduce overproduction and waste—sustainable by design.
This item is made to order and ships separately from farm gear and CluckKit™ supplies. If your cart includes other items, you’ll receive multiple shipments.
Clancy Crowed It
“Pom-poms are punctuation. Wear this and people will ask about your chickens—full stop.”
The winter toboggan was perfect. The material is super duper soft and the embroidery is amazing and first quality. This hat will last a lifetime.