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We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.

Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for people who LOVE landrace chickens.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Chickens with backbone. Keepers with taste.

Ask Me About My Chickens Unisex T-Shirt

You don’t need an icebreaker—you’ve got chickens. The Ask Me About My Chickens tee is ultra-soft, lightweight, and just stretchy enough for coop checks, coffee runs, and accidentally giving a 20-minute lecture on breeds and bloom colors.

Why You’ll Love It

  • Soft & light: 4.2 oz/yd² combed, ring-spun cotton (heathers may include poly)

  • Easy fit: Classic unisex cut that moves with you

  • Holds shape: Pre-shrunk, side-seamed, shoulder-to-shoulder taping

  • Conversation magnet: The print does the outreach

Fit & Care

  • Fit: True to size; size up for roomier/oversized look

  • Care: Machine wash cold, inside out; tumble low or hang dry; don’t iron decoration

Specs

  • Fabric: 100% combed, ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)

  • Weight: 4.2 oz/yd² 

Shipping & Timing

This item is made to order just for you. Production times vary, and it ships separately from farm-supply items.

Clancy Crowed It:
“Ask me about my chickens. Clear your schedule.”

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53