Chickens. Without the Nonsense.
At Cluck It All Farms, we raise birds that matter, landrace breeds with history in their feathers and grit in their bones.
We don’t do chicken conspiracies. We don’t breed for ribbons. And we definitely don’t believe in talking down to new chicken keepers.
What we do believe in:
✔️ Honest, ethical breeding
✔️ Preserving real genetics
✔️ Helping you raise smart, healthy, no-drama flocks
We’ve also got the gear to back it up, supplies we use and trust on our own farm.
Sound like your kind of flock?
We are thrilled to announce that Cluck It All Farms was named an expert in a recent Redfin article!
Read the full article here:Raising Chickens for Beginners: Everything You Need to Know|Rent|ApartmentGuide
Chickens. Without the Nonsense.
At Cluck It All Farms, we raise birds that matter, landrace breeds with history in their feathers and grit in their bones.
We don’t do chicken conspiracies. We don’t breed for ribbons. And we definitely don’t believe in talking down to new chicken keepers.
What we do believe in:
✔️ Honest, ethical breeding
✔️ Preserving real genetics
✔️ Helping you raise smart, healthy, no-drama flocks
We’ve also got the gear to back it up, supplies we use and trust on our own farm.
Sound like your kind of flock?
We are thrilled to announce that Cluck It All Farms was named an expert in a recent Redfin article!
Read the full article here:Raising Chickens for Beginners: Everything You Need to Know|Rent|ApartmentGuide
Clancy Says:“Hatch something worth crowing about.”
Landrace hatching eggs & chicks. Rare breeds. Real resilience.
We don’t just sell this stuff—we use it every day.
If it doesn’t hold up to real birds and real chaos, it doesn’t make the cut.
Bundle Up Your Coop!
Curated by hens. Approved by chaos.
Everything your flock actually needs—without the guesswork.
Clancy Says:“Bundle it, save it, strut on.”
Ready, Set, Peck!
From daily treats to durable gear, we’ve gathered the essentials your flock actually needs.
Clancy Says:“If it doesn’t work in my coop, it shouldn’t be in yours.”
Great Gift Ideas
Gift 'em. Hoard 'em. Wrap 'em if you must. We won’t tell.
Clancy Says:“It’s not spoiling if it’s functional.”
thank you for the love
We raise 'em real—and it turns out, people notice.
Because when quality meets grit, even the humans crow about it.
Clancy Says:“If it made the humans happy, I probably supervised it.”
Fresh from the Coop!
Real tips. Real talk. Chicken chaos included.
Because this isn’t your grandma’s blog—it’s the one that says what everyone else won’t.
Come for the grit, stay for the laughs. And maybe learn something while you're at it.
Let’s not sugarcoat it:
The USPS has failed us.
More importantly, they’ve failed the chicks we work so damn hard to raise.
We’re not here to play nice when lives are on the line.
After multiple weeks of brutal shipping delays, missed scans, and live chicks being stranded in warehouses — we’re done.
Let’s be real. Every backyard chicken keeper has a vibe. Maybe you’re the spreadsheet warrior who refreshes the brooder temp every 30 minutes. Or maybe you’re the laid-back, “they’ll be fine” type who gives your chickens side-eye if they even think about drama.
The Gross but Necessary Guide to Chick Booty Care
We love baby chicks. They’re fluffy, sweet, and impossibly cute… until you notice one dragging around a crusty blob on its butt like it lost a fight with a raisin.
Welcome to pasty butt—a common but potentially dangerous condition where poop sticks to the downy feathers around a chick’s vent, sometimes blocking them from pooping entirely.