Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Upgrade your fridge (and your sanity). This automatic rolling egg rack uses beveled sides so eggs glide forward gently, giving you easy access without fishing around or cracking shells. The 4-tier, space-saving design holds up to 30 eggs and tucks neatly into a refrigerator shelf, cabinet, or on the counter. Thickened PP plastic stands up to daily use, and non-slip feet keep the tray steady while you load or grab.
Backyard keepers with serious egg traffic, meal-preppers who like first-in/first-out, and anyone who wants a tidy, low-drama way to store lots of eggs in a small footprint.
Capacity: up to 30 eggs (standard sizes)
Tiers: 4-tier rack with beveled sides for smooth, gentle rolling
Material: thickened PP plastic (sturdy, everyday-use tough)
Base: non-slip feet for stable placement
Placement: refrigerator, cabinet, or countertop
Set & level: Place the rack on a level, secure surface (fridge shelf, cabinet, or counter).
Load smart: Add eggs so they roll forward into the front position.
Grab & go: Take from the front/lower position first for FIFO (oldest out first).
Refill behind: Add fresh eggs behind the older ones so rotation stays automatic.
Handle gently: The beveled sides guide the roll; no shoving required.
Wipe clean with a damp cloth and mild soap; dry before refilling. Avoid abrasive pads and harsh chemicals that can scuff the surface.
Ships with your farm-supply order. (If your cart includes print-on-demand items, those ship separately.)
Clancy Crowed It
“FIFO or FOME: First In, First Out—or Fear Of Mystery Eggs. Let gravity keep your dates straight.”