Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Start your day the cluckin’ colorful way. This ceramic mug pairs our Cluck It All Farms logo with a bold colored rim, handle, and interior—because even coffee deserves a little coop flair. Sturdy enough for daily use; cheerful enough to survive Mondays.
Chicken keepers, farm fans, and anyone who wants their morning mug to match their poultry-powered personality.
Material: Ceramic (lead & BPA-free)
Sizes: 11 oz or 15 oz
11 oz: 3.79″ H × 3.25″ Ø (9.6 × 8.3 cm)
15 oz: 4.69″ H × 3.35″ Ø (11.9 × 8.5 cm)
Finish: Bright colored rim, handle, and interior
Care: Dishwasher & microwave safe
Top-rack dishwasher recommended to keep colors crisp. Avoid abrasive scrubbers.
Printed on demand—made just for you to reduce overproduction and waste.
This is a print-on-demand item and may ship separately from CluckKit™ supplies or other farm gear in your order.
Clancy Crowed It
“Hot drink. Hot take. Nice mug.”