Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Make the pecking order… productive. The Hentastic Jumbo Treat is a dense, herb-packed block that hangs in the coop and turns snack time into purposeful foraging. Less pacing, less pecking drama—more pecking party. Great for confinement, post-molt bounce-backs, or just peacekeeping through winter blues.
Ideal for keepers with high-energy flocks, snowy winters, or confinement days that need a healthy outlet. Especially good post-molt or after coop cleanouts when routines get disrupted.
Block Size: 6″ L × 2.5″ W × 2.5″ H
Weight: ~1.05 lb (476 g)
Ingredients: Wheat flour, rendered beef suet, dried mealworm, oregano, parsley, mint, basil, turmeric, Bacillus subtilis
Profile: Protein-rich, probiotic-fortified, herb-forward
Format: Solid block for hanging or skewer use
Foraging format: Long-lasting peck cake keeps birds engaged and focused
Herbal help: Oregano, basil, parsley, and mint provide variety and coop-friendly aroma
Protein punch: Mealworms support feather recovery and energy—great post-molt
Boredom buster: Designed for slow consumption, group access, and stress reduction
Hang it up: Use with our Hanging Feeder for Jumbo Treats or thread onto a Stainless Steel Skewer
Treat = Enrichment: Not a feed replacement. Offer a few times per week
Timing: Best after the morning ration; total treats ≤10% of daily diet
Always provide fresh water and a balanced feed
Store cool and dry. Remove if excessively wet or soiled. Not for chicks or indoor use unless supervised.
Ships with your farm-supply order. (Print-on-demand items ship separately.)
Clancy Crowed It:
“Hang it high, watch ’em try. Busy beaks = quiet coop.”
