Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Enrichment without the mess. The Hanging Feeder for Hentastic® Jumbo Treat keeps snack blocks off the ground and in play—literally. Birds stretch, peck, and pivot for every bite, turning a protein-packed treat into boredom-busting foraging fun. Less waste, more movement, cleaner coop.
Perfect for keepers using Jumbo Treats in the run, coop, or brooder. Especially useful in wet, muddy, or deep-litter setups where floor-feeding turns to slop.
Material: Durable plastic body
Color: High-visibility orange
Use: Hang in coop or run from built-in hook
Placement: Chest/eye height for natural pecking posture
Elevates the snack: Prevents treat waste and trampling
Encourages movement: Birds stretch and shift while pecking, mimicking natural foraging
Tidy and secure: Snug fit minimizes wobble and breakage
Flock curiosity: Rotate location weekly to keep interest high
Unwrap treat and insert into feeder
Click into place for secure hold
Hang in run or coop at appropriate pecking height
Observe flock dynamics and relocate as needed
Rinse after each use. Mild soap as needed. Air-dry before reloading to preserve treat integrity.
Ships with your farm-supply order. (Print-on-demand items ship separately.)
Clancy Crowed It:
“Hang the snack, make ’em work. Lazy chickens don’t lay legends.”
