Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Snack time meets snack control. The Stainless Steel Fruit & Veggie Skewer turns treats into a peck-powered activity—keeping greens clean, treats secure, and the coop chaos-free. Thread your flock’s favorite fruits or veggies onto this sturdy rod, clip it to the wire, and watch the hens go to town. Dishwasher-safe, rust-resistant, and built to outlast every cabbage core you throw at it.
Flock keepers who want a cleaner, enrichment-forward way to serve produce—without the floor mess, waste, or squabbles. Great for veggie-loving chickens, ducks, or even indoor birds.
Material: Stainless steel rod with heavy-duty hanging clip
Size: 9" skewer length; 12" total length including end knobs and hanger
Design: Large knob ends prevent sliding; clip attaches easily to wire cages
Dishwasher safe and rust-resistant
Packaging: 1 × stainless steel hanging skewer
Thread fruits, greens, or sliced veggies through the skewer
Hang horizontally or vertically at eye level
Refill as needed; remove leftovers to keep coop tidy
For enrichment only—treats should be ≤10% of daily ration
Works well with cabbage, apple slices, zucchini, or leafy greens
Dishwasher-safe. Or hand-wash with warm soapy water, rinse well, and dry. Store dry to extend lifespan. Do not use abrasives or harsh cleaners.
Ships with your farm-supply order. Print-on-demand items may arrive separately.
Clancy Crowed It
“If snacks hit the ground, they lose half the fun. This keeps the party in the air.”
