Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Feathered Misfits The Beautiful Chaos of Landrace Chickens Downloadable e-Book
$10.00 USDPreserve the weird. Hatch with purpose. Clancy insists
For early risers, grumpy roosters, and humans who can’t talk before caffeine.
Because small talk before sunrise is illegal.
Clancy Crowed It. We Put It on Stuff.
Wear the wisdom. Sip the sass. Stick the truth on your coop fridge.
Louder than your alarm clock.
Bolder than your feed store tee.
For When 3 Hens Turn Into 37 “By Accident
Math is hard. Chicken math is harder. This mug understands you.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Coop & Seasonal Decor
Ask Me About My Chickens Unisex T-Shirt
from $16.00 USDThe Warning Comes Printed.
Because you will talk for 40 minutes. And you have photos.
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
Custom Chick Hatch – Local Pickup Only (Landrace Breeds)
Sold OutYou pick the chicks. Clancy will still judge your choices.
🚨 Important Update 🚨
Due to ongoing USPS shipping failures and our commitment to chick welfare, we have paused all live chick shipments until further notice.
👉 Local farm pickup is still available.
👉 Hatching eggs are still shipping nationwide.
Because at Cluck It All Farms, survival comes first. Always.
Learn more about why we made this decision
A Colorful, Friendly, and Hardy Addition to Your Flock
Swedish Flower Hens, or Svenska Blommehöns, are a rare Swedish landrace breed known for their breathtaking color diversity and friendly nature. No two chicks are exactly alike—each one hatches with a unique feather pattern and coloration, ensuring a stunningly diverse flock. These birds are cold-hardy, excellent foragers, and highly adaptable, making them a fantastic choice for both beginner and experienced chicken keepers.
Beyond their stunning feather patterns, Swedish Flower Hens are valued for their dual-purpose qualities, making them a great option for both egg and meat production. Their hardy, adaptable nature allows them to thrive in free-range or confined settings.
With their friendly temperament, unique beauty, and cold-hardy nature, Swedish Flower Hens are an excellent addition to any backyard flock.
We start preparing your hatch as soon as your order is confirmed. That means reserving incubator space and putting your hatch on the schedule.
If you cancel more than 3 weeks before your scheduled ship date, there’s no fee and we’ll issue a full refund.
If you cancel within 3 weeks of your scheduled ship date, a $10 non-refundable prep fee will apply. At that point, your eggs have likely already been set, and we’ve invested time and resources into your hatch.
We’re not a factory farm and every chick matters. Thanks for understanding and helping us do this the right way.
Note: This only applies to chick orders.
Want Peace of Mind?
Track your shipment in real-time with our Eggsplorer GPS Tracker! Available as an optional add-on at checkout, this reusable tracker lets you monitor your hatching eggs or chicks from our coop to your doorstep. A $10 refundable deposit is included in the rental fee. Choose the tracker at checkout for a worry-free delivery experience!