Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Feathered Misfits The Beautiful Chaos of Landrace Chickens Downloadable e-Book
$10.00 USDPreserve the weird. Hatch with purpose. Clancy insists
For early risers, grumpy roosters, and humans who can’t talk before caffeine.
Because small talk before sunrise is illegal.
Clancy Crowed It. We Put It on Stuff.
Wear the wisdom. Sip the sass. Stick the truth on your coop fridge.
Louder than your alarm clock.
Bolder than your feed store tee.
For When 3 Hens Turn Into 37 “By Accident
Math is hard. Chicken math is harder. This mug understands you.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Coop & Seasonal Decor
Ask Me About My Chickens Unisex T-Shirt
from $16.00 USDThe Warning Comes Printed.
Because you will talk for 40 minutes. And you have photos.
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
Custom Chick Hatch – Local Pickup Only (Landrace Breeds)
Sold OutYou pick the chicks. Clancy will still judge your choices.
Track Your Shipment with Confidence
Take the guesswork out of shipping with the Eggsplorer GPS Tracker! Perfect for hatching eggs or live chicks, this innovative tracker lets you monitor your package's journey in real-time. From our coop to your doorstep, you’ll always know where your shipment is.
For a $10 rental fee, and a $10 refundable deposit, we’ll include the Eggsplorer GPS Tracker with your order. Once your package is ready to ship, you’ll receive an email with a tracking link to follow its journey in real-time. After your package arrives safely, simply return the tracker in the prepaid envelope provided, and we’ll refund your $10 deposit. Simple, secure, and stress-free!
How It Works:
Why Choose the Eggsplorer GPS Tracker?
Enjoy worry-free shipping and hatch your plans with confidence. Rent the Eggsplorer GPS Tracker today and stay connected to your shipment every step of the way!
By renting the Eggsplorer GPS Tracker you agree to our rental agreement and terms of service.