Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Yes, the name’s naughty. The recipes? Dead serious. 100 Ways To Eat Cock is a kitchen-ready deck of 100 chicken recipe cards that takes you from weeknight quickies to Sunday showstoppers without scrolling a blog novel first. Think bright curries, sticky wings, sheet-pan saviors, cozy soups, crisp salads, smoky grillables, slow-cooker gold, and air-fryer fixes—each card with clear ingredients and step-by-step instructions. It’s equal parts playful and practical, built for real kitchens with real time limits and grocery-aisle ingredients.
Whether you’re a confident cook or just learning the difference between simmer and scorch, these cards keep you on track with plain-English directions, reasonable prep times, and swap suggestions so you can use what’s in your fridge. The set makes a killer gift for food lovers, grill dads, newlyweds, and, obviously, backyard chicken keepers with a sense of humor.
Home cooks who want reliable chicken dinners without the guesswork—beginners, busy families, meal-preppers, and anyone who loves bold flavors and bad puns.
100 individual recipe cards (one complete recipe per card)
Mix of global flavors + comfort classics (roast, grill, sauté, stir-fry, braise, soup, salad, sandwiches, snacks, breakfast)
Dietary variety: cards include options tagged for gluten-free, dairy-free, low-carb, and lighter swaps where applicable
Plain-language ingredients + step-by-step method; most recipes serve 2–6
Pantry-friendly: built around common ingredients; specialty items are always optional
Pick a card (or let someone else draw—dinner roulette).
Shop the list with easy swaps noted when possible.
Cook it cleanly: pat chicken dry, season well, and don’t crowd the pan.
Food safety: cook poultry to 165°F (74°C) internal temperature; rest before slicing for juicier bites.
Leftovers: most recipes hold up for 3–4 days refrigerated; many are meal-prep friendly.
Perfect for birthdays, housewarmings, bridal showers, Father’s/Mother’s Day, or the friend who collects cookbooks but cooks from cards.
This item is printed on demand and ships separately from farm gear (kits, supplies). If your cart includes other items, you’ll see multiple shipments.
Clancy Crowed It
“Blame bland chicken on courage, not the bird. Salt it, sear it, don’t steam it.”
Such a clucking fun gift to give to a brides-to-be! It was so fun watching her open the cards as she that it was going to be traditional recipe cards.
Of course, the joke was on her. The theme was all about kitchenware and cooking.
Rule in the hen house was to read about each gift and pass it around. Everyone in the room about fell off their perch when they saw the gift.
It was a hilarious to watch her and her closest friends laugh so hard when they read the very foul, yet delicious, recipes cards.
I asked to screenshot a few favorites recipes and made them — WOW! - they were so finger licking good!
Love this gift and will be buying more.
What a surprise! My rooster, Spidey, just learned that some chickeney words can have alternate, naughty meanings! LOL Fortunately for us, this deck of cards features a WIDE collection of….chicken recipes! Each card has easy-to-follow directions in both standard and metric measurements. The recipes are real and rated according to their JUICINESS. Serving size is also included because….well, size matters. ;-D This deck would be perfect for your wonderful chicken friend with a naughty mind, your favorite cook, bachelor or bachelorette parties, gag gifts, or a friend who could use a good laugh. Hope this review wasn’t too LONG or HARD to read!
100 clever recipe cards cleverly written on durable cards. Great gag gift for your chicken loving friends with a sense of humor that is perhaps a little coarse🤪.😉
This is such a great gift idea for anyone who enjoys cooking and has a sense of humor! My fiancé and I use it as inspiration for nights where we just don’t know what to cook. Either sorting through the cards to find something that matches our craving of the moment or simply closing our eyes and picking at random - there are so many great recipes scattered throughout! I feel like the recipes are a good foundation to where it is easy to make it your own - we often add more spice or convert them to be vegetarian-friendly by replacing the chicken with more vegetables or various meat alternatives. We also love that it comes in a small box that is easy to store in a drawer or cabinet!
There are so many good recipes in the box, 100 of them! That's alot of chicken dishes to prepare. But let me tell you, they are packaged so well and are definitely an eye catcher. I would highly recommend these if you love to cook chicken dishes. The meals are fabulous and tasty, easy to read and follow along. These would definitely make a great gift for the chicken lady in your life!!!