Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Your flock may be in shambles, but your coffee doesn’t have to be.
This Get Your Flock Together travel mug is here to keep your drink hot, your grip strong, and your sarcasm brewing. With a durable stainless steel body and a spill-resistant lid, it’s perfect for chicken keepers on the move, whether you're headed to town or trying to herd hens back into the coop at sunrise.
Clancy would say it's for "people who can’t afford a coffee spill or another broody surprise." And he'd be right.
Why It Rules:
25 oz of liquid motivation (that’s a lot of “get it together”)
Spill-resistant plastic press-in lid = less mess when the rooster jumps in your lap
Fits most car cup holders—because mobile poultry management is real
Handle included, because two hands are busy wrangling chaos
Details:
Stainless steel construction
Lead & BPA-free
Hand-wash only (because shortcuts are for hatchery catalogs, not good mugs)
Dimensions: 7.9″ H × 3.3″ upper dia. × 2.7″ base
Printed on demand—because mass production is for boring mugs
Caution:
Pop the lid before pouring hot liquids. No one needs hot steam and a side of rooster trauma.
Absolutely love it. Nice size for the price and the decal on. It is wonderful. My panda pants needs to be taken some notes.
This cup is Cluck’n amazing! It keeps my coffee and tea piping hot for hours and keeps my water nice and cold. Plus, Clancy says what we’re all thinking… Get Your Flock Together!