Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Feathered Misfits The Beautiful Chaos of Landrace Chickens Downloadable e-Book
$10.00 USDPreserve the weird. Hatch with purpose. Clancy insists
For early risers, grumpy roosters, and humans who can’t talk before caffeine.
Because small talk before sunrise is illegal.
Clancy Crowed It. We Put It on Stuff.
Wear the wisdom. Sip the sass. Stick the truth on your coop fridge.
Louder than your alarm clock.
Bolder than your feed store tee.
For When 3 Hens Turn Into 37 “By Accident
Math is hard. Chicken math is harder. This mug understands you.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Coop & Seasonal Decor
Ask Me About My Chickens Unisex T-Shirt
from $16.00 USDThe Warning Comes Printed.
Because you will talk for 40 minutes. And you have photos.
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
Custom Chick Hatch – Local Pickup Only (Landrace Breeds)
from $10.00 USDYou pick the chicks. Clancy will still judge your choices.
Your flock may be in shambles, but your coffee doesn’t have to be.
This Get Your Flock Together travel mug is here to keep your drink hot, your grip strong, and your sarcasm brewing. With a durable stainless steel body and a spill-resistant lid, it’s perfect for chicken keepers on the move, whether you're headed to town or trying to herd hens back into the coop at sunrise.
Clancy would say it's for "people who can’t afford a coffee spill or another broody surprise." And he'd be right.
Why It Rules:
25 oz of liquid motivation (that’s a lot of “get it together”)
Spill-resistant plastic press-in lid = less mess when the rooster jumps in your lap
Fits most car cup holders—because mobile poultry management is real
Handle included, because two hands are busy wrangling chaos
Details:
Stainless steel construction
Lead & BPA-free
Hand-wash only (because shortcuts are for hatchery catalogs, not good mugs)
Dimensions: 7.9″ H × 3.3″ upper dia. × 2.7″ base
Printed on demand—because mass production is for boring mugs
Caution:
Pop the lid before pouring hot liquids. No one needs hot steam and a side of rooster trauma.
Absolutely love it. Nice size for the price and the decal on. It is wonderful. My panda pants needs to be taken some notes.
This cup is Cluck’n amazing! It keeps my coffee and tea piping hot for hours and keeps my water nice and cold. Plus, Clancy says what we’re all thinking… Get Your Flock Together!