Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
She’s not bossy. She’s loud, confident, and absolutely done explaining herself—to roosters, people, or poultry Facebook groups. The Bawk Bawk, Bitch women’s relaxed tee is soft, drapey, and built for flock leaders with zero fluff. Toss scratch in boots, side-eye the feed aisle, and let the shirt handle the introductions.
Head hen energy, HOA-resistant gardeners, market-day ring leaders, and anyone who wants a laid-back tee with a not-so-laid-back message.
Fabric: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (blend ratios may vary by color)
Weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)—light and breathable
Fit: women’s relaxed silhouette for an easy, flattering drape
Build: pre-shrunk, side-seamed construction for shape retention
Neckline: classic crew neck
Decoration: bold printed “Bawk Bawk, Bitch” graphic (front)
True relaxed fit. For a closer look, size down; for extra slouch or layering, size up. Check your store’s size guide if you’re between sizes.
Turn inside out. Machine wash cold, gentle cycle. Tumble low or hang dry. Do not bleach. Do not iron directly on the print.
Made to order to reduce overproduction and waste—your tee is printed just for you.
Printed on demand and ships separately from farm gear and CluckKit™ supplies. If your order includes other items, you’ll receive multiple shipments.
Clancy Crowed It
“If subtlety’s required, wear something else. This one clucks first.”
Size guide
SHIRT WIDTH (inches) | SHIRT LENGTH (inches) | US SIZES | EU SIZE | UK SIZE | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
S | 18 ½ | 25 ¼ | 6-8 | 36-38 | 10-12 | 7 ¾ |
M | 20 | 26 | 10-12 | 40-42 | 14-16 | 8 ¼ |
L | 22 | 26 ¾ | 14-16 | 44-46 | 18-20 | 8 ¾ |
XL | 24 | 27 ½ | 18-20 | 48-50 | 22-24 | 9 ½ |
2XL | 26 | 28 ¼ | 22-24 | 52-54 | 26-28 | 10 ¼ |
3XL | 28 | 29 | 26-28 | 56-58 | 30-32 | 10 ¾ |