Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!

Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!

CluckKits™ Collection

We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.

Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Sip Happens.

For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

Bawk Bawk, Bitch Women's Relaxed T-Shirt

She’s not bossy. She’s loud, confident, and absolutely done explaining herself—to roosters, people, or poultry Facebook groups. The Bawk Bawk, Bitch women’s relaxed tee is soft, drapey, and built for flock leaders with zero fluff. Toss scratch in boots, side-eye the feed aisle, and let the shirt handle the introductions.

Who It’s For

Head hen energy, HOA-resistant gardeners, market-day ring leaders, and anyone who wants a laid-back tee with a not-so-laid-back message.

What’s Included / Specs

  • Fabric: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (blend ratios may vary by color)

  • Weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)—light and breathable

  • Fit: women’s relaxed silhouette for an easy, flattering drape

  • Build: pre-shrunk, side-seamed construction for shape retention

  • Neckline: classic crew neck

  • Decoration: bold printed “Bawk Bawk, Bitch” graphic (front)

Fit & Sizing

True relaxed fit. For a closer look, size down; for extra slouch or layering, size up. Check your store’s size guide if you’re between sizes.

Care

Turn inside out. Machine wash cold, gentle cycle. Tumble low or hang dry. Do not bleach. Do not iron directly on the print.

Eco-Conscious Production

Made to order to reduce overproduction and waste—your tee is printed just for you.

Shipping & Timing

Printed on demand and ships separately from farm gear and CluckKit™ supplies. If your order includes other items, you’ll receive multiple shipments.

Clancy Crowed It
“If subtlety’s required, wear something else. This one clucks first.”

Size guide

  SHIRT WIDTH (inches) SHIRT LENGTH (inches) US SIZES EU SIZE UK SIZE SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 18 ½ 25 ¼ 6-8 36-38 10-12 7 ¾
M 20 26 10-12 40-42 14-16 8 ¼
L 22 26 ¾ 14-16 44-46 18-20 8 ¾
XL 24 27 ½ 18-20 48-50 22-24 9 ½
2XL 26 28 ¼ 22-24 52-54 26-28 10 ¼
3XL 28 29 26-28 56-58 30-32 10 ¾

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