Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

Louder than your alarm clock.

Bolder than your feed store tee.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Sip Happens.

For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

I Work for a Rooster Unisex T-Shirt

He's loud. He's bossy. He doesn’t pay you—but you still show up every day.
If that’s not a job, we don’t know what is.

This soft, pre-shrunk tee is for every chicken keeper who's ever gotten side-eyed at sunrise or ambushed mid-muck-out by their feathered middle manager. Whether you're doing chores, collecting eggs, or explaining to your spouse why a rooster now dictates your weekend schedule, this shirt tells the truth.

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57

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