Bawk Bawk, Bitch Unisex T-Shirt

Not all chickens are sweet fluffballs. Some come with side-eyes, spurs, and serious attitude—and this shirt matches that energy. The Bawk Bawk, Bitch unisex tee is ultra-soft, lightweight, and just stretchy enough to keep up from coop checks to brunch. Throw it on, set the tone, and let the shirt do the talking.

Who It’s For

Rooster negotiators, feed-store philosophers, brunch dominators, HOA survivors, and any keeper who prefers their poultry—and their wardrobe—a little unfiltered.

What’s Included / Specs

• Fabric: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)

• Weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)—light, breathable, easy to layer

• Build: pre-shrunk, side-seamed construction for shape retention

• Print: bold “Bawk Bawk, Bitch” front graphic

• Fit: unisex retail fit

Fit & Sizing

Order your usual size for a standard look; size up for extra room or heavier layering. (See your store’s size guide if you’re between sizes.)

Care

Turn inside out. Machine wash cold, gentle cycle. Tumble low or hang dry. Do not bleach. Do not iron directly on the print.

Eco-Conscious Production

Made to order to reduce overproduction and waste—printed just for you.

Shipping & Timing

Printed on demand and ships separately from farm gear and CluckKit™ supplies. If your order includes other items, you’ll receive multiple shipments.

Clancy Crowed It
“Subtle? Never met her. Say it with your shirt and save your breath for chicken math.”

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