Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
The CluckKit™ Collection
Brooding & Babies
Coop Essentials
Chicken Health
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$57.83 USD $64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Strut Your Cluck: Chicken Lover Lifestyle Gear
Whether you’re wrangling roosters, doing egg math in your head, or just vibing with the backyard chaos—this collection lets your poultry pride do the talking.
🐔 Barnyard Bold: Tees, mugs, stickers, bags, and gear with feathered flair and unapologetic attitude.
🪶 Cluckin’ Comfortable: Apparel and accessories made to keep up with egg runs, coop hangs, and post-cleanout flops on the couch.
💛 Proudly Poultry: For the chicken keeper who lives the lifestyle loud—and isn’t afraid to crow about it.
This isn’t just merch. It’s a whole mood for folks whose love of chickens goes beyond the coop.
✨ Because if your birds have personality, your stuff should too.
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