Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Feathered Misfits The Beautiful Chaos of Landrace Chickens Downloadable e-Book
$10.00 USDPreserve the weird. Hatch with purpose. Clancy insists
For early risers, grumpy roosters, and humans who can’t talk before caffeine.
Because small talk before sunrise is illegal.
Clancy Crowed It. We Put It on Stuff.
Wear the wisdom. Sip the sass. Stick the truth on your coop fridge.
Louder than your alarm clock.
Bolder than your feed store tee.
For When 3 Hens Turn Into 37 “By Accident
Math is hard. Chicken math is harder. This mug understands you.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Coop & Seasonal Decor
Ask Me About My Chickens Unisex T-Shirt
from $16.00 USDThe Warning Comes Printed.
Because you will talk for 40 minutes. And you have photos.
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
Custom Chick Hatch – Local Pickup Only (Landrace Breeds)
Sold OutYou pick the chicks. Clancy will still judge your choices.
Elevate your style and stay organized with the March of the Hens Drawstring Bag. Perfect for your gym essentials, beach day, or a quick errand run, this sporty yet stylish bag combines practicality with vibrant prints.
100% Polyester: Durable and ready for everyday use.
Dimensions: One size - 15″ × 17″ (38.1 cm × 43.2 cm) to carry all your essentials.
Fabric Weight: 6.64 oz/yd² (225 g/m²) for a sturdy feel.
Maximum Weight Limit: 33 lbs (15 kg) - carry what you need with ease.
Twin Cotton Handles & Drawstring Closure: Easy to wear as a backpack or carry by hand.
Sourced from Israel: Quality product sourced with care.
Custom Made for You: Each bag is crafted after your order is placed, helping reduce waste and promoting sustainable practices.