Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Feathered Misfits The Beautiful Chaos of Landrace Chickens Downloadable e-Book
$10.00 USDPreserve the weird. Hatch with purpose. Clancy insists
For early risers, grumpy roosters, and humans who can’t talk before caffeine.
Because small talk before sunrise is illegal.
Clancy Crowed It. We Put It on Stuff.
Wear the wisdom. Sip the sass. Stick the truth on your coop fridge.
Louder than your alarm clock.
Bolder than your feed store tee.
For When 3 Hens Turn Into 37 “By Accident
Math is hard. Chicken math is harder. This mug understands you.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Coop & Seasonal Decor
Ask Me About My Chickens Unisex T-Shirt
from $16.00 USDThe Warning Comes Printed.
Because you will talk for 40 minutes. And you have photos.
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
Custom Chick Hatch – Local Pickup Only (Landrace Breeds)
Sold OutYou pick the chicks. Clancy will still judge your choices.
Add a vibrant and practical accessory to your collection with the Pecking Chickens Drawstring Bag. Perfect for carrying your gym essentials, groceries, or anything in between, this versatile bag combines functionality with style.
Premium Quality: Made from 100% polyester, this bag is designed to be durable and lightweight.
Spacious Design: The bag measures 15″ × 17″ (38.1 cm × 43.2 cm), providing plenty of room for your belongings, with a maximum weight limit of 33 lbs (15 kg).
Secure Closure: The drawstring closure ensures your items stay secure while you move around.
Convenient Handles: Twin cotton handles provide extra comfort when carrying, and the adjustable straps allow you to wear it as a backpack.
Stylish and Durable: The fabric weight of 6.64 oz/yd² (225 g/m²) offers both durability and a soft feel, perfect for everyday use.
Eco-Friendly and Made to Order: This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which helps reduce waste and overproduction. Thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!