Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
North Sea grit in shirt form. This Shetland Hen tee salutes rugged island genetics—thrifty foragers with windproof attitudes. Garment-dyed for that broken-in look, heavyweight for chores, and soft enough for post-coop couch time.
Keepers who love Shetland Hens for their hardiness, savvy foraging, and no-nonsense temperament—and anyone who wants barn-tested style with rare landrace cred.
Fabric: 100% ring-spun cotton
Weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
Dye: garment-dyed for rich color & lived-in feel
Fit: relaxed unisex
Build: 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar; twill-taped neck & shoulders; double-needle armhole, sleeve & bottom hems
Blank sourcing: Honduras
Roomy relaxed cut. True to size for a classic drape; size up for boxy, layer-friendly vibes. Pairs with work jeans, rubber boots, and weather-proof stubbornness.
Turn inside out. Machine wash cold with like colors. Tumble low or hang dry. Do not bleach. Do not iron directly on the print.
Printed on demand to reduce overproduction—may ship separately from CluckKit™ supplies.
Clancy Crowed It
“Built for gales, not gossip.”
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
| 4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝ |
