Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Small frame, stadium presence. This tee salutes the Ölandsk Dwarf—alert, rare, and permanently overconfident. Garment-dyed for that sun-washed look, cut from sturdy cotton that’s gentle on skin but tough enough for coop duty.
Keepers who favor pint-size powerhouses and heritage lines: rare-breed nerds, dwarf-flock devotees, and anyone who appreciates big charisma on short legs.
Fabric: 100% ring-spun cotton
Weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
Finish: Garment-dyed for rich color and a broken-in hand
Fit: Relaxed unisex
Build: 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar; twill-taped neck & shoulders; double-needle armhole, sleeve & hem
Blank sourcing: Honduras
Relaxed drape with room to move. Wear true-to-size for a classic profile or size up for a boxy, streetwear vibe. Pairs with chore coats, rubber boots, and a flock of tiny tyrants.
Turn inside out. Machine wash cold with like colors. Tumble low or hang dry. No bleach. Do not iron directly over the print.
Printed on demand to limit overproduction—may ship separately from CluckKit™ gear.
Clancy Crowed It
“Short on legs, long on opinions.”
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
| 4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝ |
This shirt comes with that already worn comfort like it has been washed numerous times already. This spunky breed of bird was a fun little thing so this shirt is extra special to me. Landrace breed birds are special and Ölandsk will always have a special place in my memory.
