We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.

Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

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For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

Ölandsk Dwarf Tee — “Pocket-Size Boss”

Small frame, stadium presence. This tee salutes the Ölandsk Dwarf—alert, rare, and permanently overconfident. Garment-dyed for that sun-washed look, cut from sturdy cotton that’s gentle on skin but tough enough for coop duty.

Who It’s For

Keepers who favor pint-size powerhouses and heritage lines: rare-breed nerds, dwarf-flock devotees, and anyone who appreciates big charisma on short legs.

Specs

  • Fabric: 100% ring-spun cotton

  • Weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)

  • Finish: Garment-dyed for rich color and a broken-in hand

  • Fit: Relaxed unisex

  • Build: 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar; twill-taped neck & shoulders; double-needle armhole, sleeve & hem

  • Blank sourcing: Honduras

Fit & Styling

Relaxed drape with room to move. Wear true-to-size for a classic profile or size up for a boxy, streetwear vibe. Pairs with chore coats, rubber boots, and a flock of tiny tyrants.

Care

Turn inside out. Machine wash cold with like colors. Tumble low or hang dry. No bleach. Do not iron directly over the print.

Eco Note

Printed on demand to limit overproduction—may ship separately from CluckKit™ gear.

Clancy Crowed It
“Short on legs, long on opinions.”

Size guide

  WIDTH (inches) LENGTH (inches) SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches)
S 18 ¼ 26 ⅝ 16 ¼
M 20 ¼ 28 17 ¾
L 22 29 ⅜ 19
XL 24 30 ¾ 20 ½
2XL 26 31 ⅝ 21 ¾
3XL 27 ¾ 32 ½ 23 ¼
4XL 29 ¾ 33 ½ 24 ⅝