Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Built-in sweater, zero drama. This Hedemora tee salutes Sweden’s snow-day specialist—woolly underfluff, calm temperament, and serious winter grit. Garment-dyed for a lived-in look, heavyweight for real chores, and soft enough for couch molt season.
Keepers who love Hedemoras for their extreme cold hardiness and mellow vibe—and anyone who wants a sturdy, cozy-feeling tee with landrace cred.
Fabric: 100% ring-spun cotton
Weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
Dye: garment-dyed for rich color & broken-in feel
Fit: relaxed unisex
Build: 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar; twill-taped neck & shoulders; double-needle armhole, sleeve & bottom hems
Blank sourcing: Honduras
Roomy relaxed cut. True to size for a classic drape; size up for a boxier, layer-ready fit. Pairs with flannel, barn boots, and smug confidence when the temps nosedive.
Turn inside out. Machine wash cold with like colors. Tumble low or hang dry. Do not bleach. Do not iron directly on the print.
Printed on demand to reduce overproduction—may ship separately from CluckKit™ supplies.
Clancy Crowed It
“Wears a parka year-round. Respect.”
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
| 4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝ |
