Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Feathered Misfits The Beautiful Chaos of Landrace Chickens Downloadable e-Book
$10.00 USDPreserve the weird. Hatch with purpose. Clancy insists
For early risers, grumpy roosters, and humans who can’t talk before caffeine.
Because small talk before sunrise is illegal.
Clancy Crowed It. We Put It on Stuff.
Wear the wisdom. Sip the sass. Stick the truth on your coop fridge.
Louder than your alarm clock.
Bolder than your feed store tee.
For When 3 Hens Turn Into 37 “By Accident
Math is hard. Chicken math is harder. This mug understands you.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Coop & Seasonal Decor
Ask Me About My Chickens Unisex T-Shirt
from $16.00 USDThe Warning Comes Printed.
Because you will talk for 40 minutes. And you have photos.
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
Custom Chick Hatch – Local Pickup Only (Landrace Breeds)
Sold OutYou pick the chicks. Clancy will still judge your choices.
The Little Giant Plastic Nesting Box is the perfect solution for your flock's nesting needs, combining durability and functionality. Made of high-density, impact-resistant polyethylene, this nesting box is designed to withstand the test of time without rusting, rotting, or corroding.
Durable Construction: Crafted from high-density polyethylene, this nesting box is both durable and long-lasting, ensuring it can handle the demands of everyday use in the coop.
Hen-Friendly Design: Featuring a comfortable perch and ventilation holes, this box provides a cozy and fresh environment for your hens to lay eggs in peace.
Easy to Clean: The smooth, plastic surface of the nesting box is easy to keep clean, preventing the buildup of dirt and bacteria and offering a hygienic space for your chickens.
Space-Saving & Modular: The compact design (16.5” long x 15.88” wide x 19.75” high) fits perfectly in smaller spaces. It can be mounted vertically or side-by-side on 16-inch on-center studs, providing a customizable layout for your coop.
Practical Features: The sloped roof prevents roosting, while the lower floor height helps to keep bedding in place, reducing mess and maintenance.
Neutral Color & Aesthetic: The neutral gray color and black perch blend seamlessly into your coop, maintaining a simple, functional aesthetic.
Easy Installation: The box mounts securely on the wall with slide-type screw holes for easy setup.
This Little Giant Plastic Nesting Box is an excellent choice for keeping your hens comfortable while maintaining an organized and clean environment in your coop.