Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Herb-forward. Peck-worthy. Coop-approved. These Hentastic® Oregano Treat Sticks blend savory herbs and protein-rich mealworms into a slow-nibble format that supports flock health while keeping boredom at bay. They’re tasty, functional, and built for enrichment—your birds have to work (and play) for every bite.
For keepers who want more than just filler treats—these are for birds that benefit from functional herbs and probiotic support, without giving up snack-time fun.
Ingredients: Wheat flour, rendered beef fat, dried mealworm, oregano, mint, basil, parsley, turmeric, Bacillus subtilis fermentation product
Profile: Protein + herbal support + probiotics
No-Nos: No meat by-products, no artificial colors or flavors
Feeder Compatibility: Sized for the Hentastic® 4-Hole Treat Feeder(sold separately)
Herbal boost: Oregano, mint, basil, parsley, and turmeric support overall avian health
Protein-powered fun: Dried mealworms keep birds engaged longer
Probiotic finish: Bacillus subtilis helps maintain gut balance
Enrichment format: The stick shape encourages slow pecking, reducing boredom and pacing
Insert into Hentastic® Feeder: One stick per port
Hang at chest/eye level: Keeps pecking natural and clean
Rotate location weekly: Keeps flock curiosity high
Enrichment only: Treats ≤10% of daily ration. Offer after morning feed.
Store cool and dry. Remove uneaten treats if they get soggy or soiled. Replace as needed.
Ships with your farm-supply order. (Print-on-demand items ship separately.)
Clancy Crowed It:
“Herbs with homework. Make ’em peck for it, and they’ll sleep like saints.”
