Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Bored flock? Beak the blahs. The Hentastic® 4-Hole Treat Feeder turns snack time into a peck-powered enrichment game. Bright, spinning, and built for bird behavior, it stretches treat time, redirects aggression, and keeps hens occupied—instead of picking on each other.
Ideal for busy layers, bored winter flocks, or keepers looking to reduce coop drama and add purposeful play to the daily routine.
Holds: Up to 4 Hentastic® Chicken Treat Sticks (sold separately)
Mechanism: Rotates when pecked for active, reward-based enrichment
Material: Durable, coop-safe plastic with easy-clean finish
Color: Bright orange for visibility and engagement
Placement: Hang at chest/eye height in coop or run
Spin = Stimulate: Rotation builds engagement and slows down treat time
More birds, less fuss: 4 ports mean less competition and more peace
Redirects peck energy: Keeps bossy beaks focused on the feeder
Bold and bird-friendly: High-contrast color helps flocks find and use it fast
Insert up to Hentastic® Chicken Treat Sticks (any flavor)
Hang at peck height—move weekly to reset curiosity
Monitor treat use; offer after feed to keep treats ≤10% of daily ration
Clean regularly—wipe grit from the spinning mechanism to ensure smooth movement
Rinse with warm water as needed. Avoid pressure washing or harsh scrubbing that might damage rotation.
Ships with your farm-supply order. (Print-on-demand items ship separately.)
Clancy Crowed It:
“Make ’em work for the snack and you’ll buy yourself fifteen minutes of glorious silence.”
